Helboar Bacon Buns, by Ozra, Moon Guard

Although there are many types of boars throughout World of Warcraft, many of us can remember all the Helfire Peninsula boar quests. There were quite a few, but one of the most memorable ones involved purifying the Helboar meat for Legassi, the Chef Extraordinaire. After many failed attempts of purifying the meat (all those Tainted Helboar Meats sitting in your bag), your efforts are rewarded with Legassi's own Helboar Bacon.

Ozra, Moon Guard was inspired by Legassi's generosity, and offers us this treat to serve at LAN Parties instead of ordinary sandwiches. If you make these, your guests will always want to hold the parties at your place.

Another name for this dish is "Lazy American Bacon Buns," a parody of "Latvian Complicated Bacon Buns."

What you need:
1 lb Bacon - your favorite variety
1 large Sweet Onion
3 packages Crescent Rolls (typically 8 per package)
Pepper to taste
2 tablespoons of Butter

**Optional** 1 egg white, sugar

Step 1. Preheat oven to 350 or whatever the crescent roll package tells you.

Step 2. Dice onion

Step 3.Chop/Cut bacon into small pieces (scissors actually work well for this, the bacon may stick together at first if you cut 5-6 pieces at a time, but will separate while being sauteed.)

Step 4. Melt the butter in your skillet.

Step 5. Add the Bacon bits, and onion. Pepper to taste (except if you used peppered bacon).

Step 6. Sauté until bacon is mostly cooked, but not crispy and onion is soft. About 10 min on medium heat.

Step 7.Put bacon onion mix in freezer for 5 minutes, to bring its temperature down.

Step 8. Spoon mixture into unrolled crescent dough. Roll into crescent shapes.

Step 9. Bake for approximately 11 minutes, until crust is golden brown.

**Optional** Use the egg white, and a little bit of sugar to glaze the tops of bacon buns. This will help make the surface crispy.

Ozra says, "These things are freaking delicious, and easy to make!"


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